The Skateboarder and His Girlfriend, Los Angeles

Met his girlfriend, she was clappin in the crowd. He said I would marry you but I’m engaged to these aerials and varials and I don’t think this board is strong enough to carry two. She said, “Settle down, I weigh 80 pounds, and let me make one thing clear, I don’t need to ride yours, I got mine right here.”

She took him to a spot, he didn’t know about. Somewhere in an apartment parking lot,  she said, “I don’t usually take dates in here”.. security came and said, “I’m sorry there’s no skating here.”

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16 comments

    • ew

      and its especially not OK to brag about it.

      also, i don’t believe yo weigh 80 pounds. your legs alone have got to be 60, and that huge head of yours has got to be about at least anoter 40.

  1. Toma

    Shame on you, ew! I’ve never seen such a rude comment. Rachel, keep on writing and sharing with us your stories and photos :)

  2. ElenasinH

    Love the tshirt and the board! Just get on and sail the roads darling.

    I’ll take you to a parking lot I know about where security won’t bother. They like to watch.

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